Today, while driving through Pacific Beach, Melanie saw a billboard for In-n-Out Burgers. "Mommy, that's a big hamgerber!" she is rumored to have exclaimed.
PS. "Hamgerber" isn't a typo on my part. Rather that's how Melanie says "hamburger". Other syllabically confused words include her favorite foods, "bananana" and "balanoney", and those pink birds that greet you at the San Diego Zoo, "falamingos".